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		<title>Willis Plummer reviews my Chapbook &#8220;Everybody&#8217;s Gotta Suffer (Even Jesus and Rich People)&#8230;&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/05/23/willis-plummer-reviews-my-chapbook-everybodys-gotta-suffer-even-jesus-and-rich-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 20:31:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Willis Plummer wrote a nice review of my chapbook. Here it is; though Willis mentions I hate my boss, but I don&#8217;t hate my boss, he is very nice and looks out for me, in ways, I just mention him &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/05/23/willis-plummer-reviews-my-chapbook-everybodys-gotta-suffer-even-jesus-and-rich-people/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&#038;blog=12779756&#038;post=1636&#038;subd=newhandsweepstakes&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Review: &#8220;lol.thx texas i will never love again.&#8221; by Willis Plummer</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/05/22/review-lol-thx-texas-i-will-never-love-again-by-willis-plummer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 18:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Starting with the title &#8220;lol.thx texas i will never love again.&#8221; Willis Plummer sets up his poem as absurdist and sad, as in recognition of the emotions being painful and, in the end, pointless. A stance of defense against a &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/05/22/review-lol-thx-texas-i-will-never-love-again-by-willis-plummer/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&#038;blog=12779756&#038;post=1633&#038;subd=newhandsweepstakes&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll ship anyone a chapbook I made &#8220;Everybody Suffers (Even Jesus and Rich People)&#8230;&#8221; if you message me your address. It has 3 stories and a couple poems and artwork stolen from Mark Gonzales (he inspired me to make the zine and I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;d &#8216;be down&#8217; with the borrow). Its a limited 1st edition of 25 copies.</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/05/15/ill-ship-anyone-a-chapbook-i-made-everybody-suffers-even-jesus-and-rich-people-if-you-message-me-your-address-it-has-3-stories-and-a-couple-poems-and-artwork-stolen-from-mark-gonzales-he/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 21:13:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[my email is mcelmurry78 [at] yahoo.com. It&#8217;s about 4500 words and has a 1st person story, 2nd person story, and a 3rd person story (two of them are only available throw this limited offer), and a couple poems.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&#038;blog=12779756&#038;post=1629&#038;subd=newhandsweepstakes&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Does anyone even read this? Surviving or striving</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/05/09/does-anyone-even-read-this-surviving-or-striving/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 21:32:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seems the idea of hope, for most people, is transient. I think of my life, currently sitting in a fluorescent windowless room doing mindless work for $30,000 before taxes. This is enough money to survive. I live in a 550 &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/05/09/does-anyone-even-read-this-surviving-or-striving/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&#038;blog=12779756&#038;post=1611&#038;subd=newhandsweepstakes&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Book Review: The Recognitions by William Gaddis</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/04/26/book-review-the-recognition-by-william-gaddis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[—Reading Proust is an experience. In unassigned dialogue, William Gaddis writes, probably recognizing what it would be like to read his 956 page novel “The Recognitions”. A novel that demands not just the time of the reader, but requires them &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/04/26/book-review-the-recognition-by-william-gaddis/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&#038;blog=12779756&#038;post=1605&#038;subd=newhandsweepstakes&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The NBA on ABC and Marxism and Antenna TV</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/04/23/the-nba-on-abc-and-marxism-and-antenna-tv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 21:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Basketball is a sport that takes only the space for a court, or a half-court, a hoop and a ball. You can play basketball by yourself, or with two people, or with more. Football you cannot play by yourself. Baseball &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/04/23/the-nba-on-abc-and-marxism-and-antenna-tv/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&#038;blog=12779756&#038;post=1599&#038;subd=newhandsweepstakes&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Human/Animal Explosions in the News &#8211; Part 1</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/04/17/humananimal-explosions-in-the-news-part-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I read this story on bbc.co.uk today: &#8220;Frozen Colorado cows may be blown up&#8220;. Leads me to wonder about the human/animal aspects of the situation. There are many. For now, though, I just wanted to pass the bizarre story along. &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/04/17/humananimal-explosions-in-the-news-part-1/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&#038;blog=12779756&#038;post=1581&#038;subd=newhandsweepstakes&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Beach Sloth gets William Gaddis&#8217;d</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/04/11/beach-sloth-gets-william-gaddisd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 19:37:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beach Sloth is a critic (and writer) of a certain internet writing community. This certain internet writing community is often refered to as &#8220;alt-lit&#8221;, yet I prefer the title &#8220;internet literature&#8221; because &#8221;alt-lit&#8221; seems to refer to poets, writing misanthrope poetry, which I enjoy. If &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/04/11/beach-sloth-gets-william-gaddisd/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&#038;blog=12779756&#038;post=1585&#038;subd=newhandsweepstakes&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My New Favorite Band</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 05:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saw them last night here in Eugene: Sounded even better live.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&#038;blog=12779756&#038;post=1579&#038;subd=newhandsweepstakes&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Exploring the Hypothesis that Philosophy is an Exclusively Linguistic Enterprise</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/04/06/exploring-the-hypothesis-that-philosophy-is-an-exclusively-linguistic-enterprise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 07:42:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friends, While scanning the philosophy texts on my bookshelf, and simultaneous recalling some spoken exchange that had happened earlier in the seminar room, I was led to reflect on the thought that philosophy seems to have only ever been conducted &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/04/06/exploring-the-hypothesis-that-philosophy-is-an-exclusively-linguistic-enterprise/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&#038;blog=12779756&#038;post=1576&#038;subd=newhandsweepstakes&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A list of things RE Skateboarding to work</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 17:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. I rolled into traffic after a bus passed and there was a car going 15 mph that had to slow down and called me, &#8220;dumbass&#8221; or worse. THANK YOU for slowing down and not running me over. I&#8217;ll be &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/03/21/a-list-of-things-re-skateboarding-to-work/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&#038;blog=12779756&#038;post=1560&#038;subd=newhandsweepstakes&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>AWP 2012 Pop Serial House Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 01:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So there&#8217;s this thing called AWP. Associated writers somethings. And all these writers I like and wish I was friends with had a party hosted by Pop Serial which is a website by Stephen Tully Dierks. It was at his &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/03/05/awp-2012-pop-serial-house-party/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&#038;blog=12779756&#038;post=1547&#038;subd=newhandsweepstakes&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Beachsloth Reviewed the chapbook &#8220;Screaming Seahorse: 2&#8243;</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/03/05/beachsloth-reviewed-the-chapbook-screaming-seahorse-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 18:20:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beachsloth reviewed &#8220;Screaming Seahorse: 2&#8243;. This was the chapbook, or ebook, my poem &#8220;The best thing abt today&#8221; was published in. Beachsloth reviews things on the internet. He&#8217;s funny and, obviously, a very nice person. This is what he wrote &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/03/05/beachsloth-reviewed-the-chapbook-screaming-seahorse-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&#038;blog=12779756&#038;post=1545&#038;subd=newhandsweepstakes&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Poem I got published on Screaming Seahorse: Issue 2</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/03/01/poem-i-got-published-on-screaming-seahorse-issue-2-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 23:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[the best thing abt today please read, if you like.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&#038;blog=12779756&#038;post=1533&#038;subd=newhandsweepstakes&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Blake Butler BOOSTING in Steve Roggenbuck&#8217;s ear</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/22/blake-butler-boosting-in-steve-roggenbucks-ear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 00:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BOOST ME ENRINQUE Blake Butler is a published writer by a big publishing house. He runs HTMLgiant. You can find his books in B&#38;N. He&#8217;s experimental. Steve Roggenbuck is a poet who makes macros (image poems), videos, quit his MFA &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/22/blake-butler-boosting-in-steve-roggenbucks-ear/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&#038;blog=12779756&#038;post=1510&#038;subd=newhandsweepstakes&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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