<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:geo="http://www.w3.org/2003/01/geo/wgs84_pos#" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Newhandsweepstakes</title>
	<atom:link href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com</link>
	<description>hands, things, things</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 08:26:08 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.com/</generator>
<cloud domain='newhandsweepstakes.com' port='80' path='/?rsscloud=notify' registerProcedure='' protocol='http-post' />
<image>
		<url>http://s2.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png</url>
		<title>Newhandsweepstakes</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com</link>
	</image>
	<atom:link rel="search" type="application/opensearchdescription+xml" href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/osd.xml" title="Newhandsweepstakes" />
	<atom:link rel='hub' href='http://newhandsweepstakes.com/?pushpress=hub'/>
		<item>
		<title>Blake Butler BOOSTING in Steve Roggenbuck&#8217;s ear</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/22/blake-butler-boosting-in-steve-roggenbucks-ear/</link>
		<comments>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/22/blake-butler-boosting-in-steve-roggenbucks-ear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 00:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[666]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blake Butler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[BOOST]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[FRICK]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Image poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Justin Beiber]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Macros]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[my ear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[satan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve Roggenbuck]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newhandsweepstakes.com/?p=1510</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[BOOST ME ENRINQUE Blake Butler is a published writer by a big publishing house. He runs HTMLgiant. You can find his books in B&#38;N. He&#8217;s experimental. Steve Roggenbuck is a poet who makes macros (image poems), videos, quit his MFA &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/22/blake-butler-boosting-in-steve-roggenbucks-ear/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&amp;blog=12779756&amp;post=1510&amp;subd=newhandsweepstakes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/22/blake-butler-boosting-in-steve-roggenbucks-ear/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/fb0b2448ac2518440dbd32e45ef01a8d?s=96&#38;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.wp.com%2Fi%2Fmu.gif&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">mcelmurry7848</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://newhandsweepstakes.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/blakebutler_poem.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">blakebutler_poem</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>New Kitty Litter</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/22/new-kitty-litter/</link>
		<comments>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/22/new-kitty-litter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 00:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Things]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newhandsweepstakes.com/?p=1506</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&amp;blog=12779756&amp;post=1506&amp;subd=newhandsweepstakes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/22/new-kitty-litter/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/fb0b2448ac2518440dbd32e45ef01a8d?s=96&#38;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.wp.com%2Fi%2Fmu.gif&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">mcelmurry7848</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://newhandsweepstakes.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/sanddune_poem.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">New Kitty Litter</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Internet is Real: Richard Grayson emailed me a pdf of his ebook &#8220;Winter in Brooklyn December 1971 &#8211; March 1972&#8243;</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/15/the-internet-is-real-richard-grayson-emailed-me-a-pdf-of-his-ebook-winter-in-brooklyn-december-1971-march-1972/</link>
		<comments>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/15/the-internet-is-real-richard-grayson-emailed-me-a-pdf-of-his-ebook-winter-in-brooklyn-december-1971-march-1972/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[70's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[book review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brooklyn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LGTB]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liberal Arts Major]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NYC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Richard Grayson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Winter in Brooklyn December 1971 - March 1972]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newhandsweepstakes.com/?p=1499</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Richard Grayson&#8216;s email header read, &#8220;a couple books you&#8217;ll probably find boring.&#8221; He explained they were from his diaries, and written for himself. I opened the 1st pdf &#8220;Late Spring in Sunrise 1982&#8243; and read the 1st few pages regarding a &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/15/the-internet-is-real-richard-grayson-emailed-me-a-pdf-of-his-ebook-winter-in-brooklyn-december-1971-march-1972/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&amp;blog=12779756&amp;post=1499&amp;subd=newhandsweepstakes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/15/the-internet-is-real-richard-grayson-emailed-me-a-pdf-of-his-ebook-winter-in-brooklyn-december-1971-march-1972/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/fb0b2448ac2518440dbd32e45ef01a8d?s=96&#38;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.wp.com%2Fi%2Fmu.gif&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">mcelmurry7848</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Internet is Real: Gabby Gabby emailed me a pdf of her ebook &#8220;pretty flowers&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/13/the-internet-is-real-gabby-gabby-emailed-me-her-pdf-pretty-flowers/</link>
		<comments>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/13/the-internet-is-real-gabby-gabby-emailed-me-her-pdf-pretty-flowers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 00:21:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian McElmurry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brooklyn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gabby Gabby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet Literature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[McElmurry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Muumuu House]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poetry review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pretty flowers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pretty flowers ebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[state fairs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve Roggenbuck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Internet is Real Series]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thomas Jefferson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tumblr]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vegan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Virginia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Virginia is for lovers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youthful ideals]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newhandsweepstakes.com/?p=1470</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;pretty flowers&#8221; is a curious formatted poem, or group of poems without any clear delineation between them by Gabby Gabby [1]. There is no rhyme or stanzas, per se, yet this is 100% poetry. In a large Helvetica (italicized?) font each &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/13/the-internet-is-real-gabby-gabby-emailed-me-her-pdf-pretty-flowers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&amp;blog=12779756&amp;post=1470&amp;subd=newhandsweepstakes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/13/the-internet-is-real-gabby-gabby-emailed-me-her-pdf-pretty-flowers/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/fb0b2448ac2518440dbd32e45ef01a8d?s=96&#38;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.wp.com%2Fi%2Fmu.gif&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">mcelmurry7848</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Internet is Real: Walter Mackey messaged me a pdf of his ebook &#8216;Okstupid&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/13/the-internet-is-real-walter-mackey-messaged-me-a-pdf-of-his-ebook-okstupid/</link>
		<comments>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/13/the-internet-is-real-walter-mackey-messaged-me-a-pdf-of-his-ebook-okstupid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:46:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News to Share]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Africa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bipolar women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[book review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Canadian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet Lit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet Literature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[McElmurry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Noah Cicero]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Okstupid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parody]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Proustian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[self-parody]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[skype]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tao Lin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Internet is Real Series]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Walter Mackey]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newhandsweepstakes.com/?p=1466</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[How I came across &#8216;Okstupid&#8217; by Walter Mackey Carnivorous Judy is Walter Mackey&#8217;s handle on Facebook. He had posted a picture of Bjork CDs that many of my FB friend&#8217;s involved in &#8216;internet literature&#8217; had commented on. Jimmy Chen (my &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/13/the-internet-is-real-walter-mackey-messaged-me-a-pdf-of-his-ebook-okstupid/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&amp;blog=12779756&amp;post=1466&amp;subd=newhandsweepstakes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/13/the-internet-is-real-walter-mackey-messaged-me-a-pdf-of-his-ebook-okstupid/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/fb0b2448ac2518440dbd32e45ef01a8d?s=96&#38;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.wp.com%2Fi%2Fmu.gif&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">mcelmurry7848</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Internet is real: Ana C. mailed me her chapbook &#8220;make-believe love-making&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/09/the-internet-is-real-ana-c-mailed-me-her-chapbook-make-believe-love-making/</link>
		<comments>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/09/the-internet-is-real-ana-c-mailed-me-her-chapbook-make-believe-love-making/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 01:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ana C.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian McElmurry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chapbook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[make-believe love-making]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poetry review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[postmodernism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the internet is real]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Internet is Real Series]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newhandsweepstakes.com/?p=1453</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The internet is real. On Jan. 27th while toner was being heated onto paper, I scrolled through my Facebook feed. I make copies while depressed, or weirdly hyper, 40 hrs a week, and read things online because my job doesn&#8217;t require the &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/09/the-internet-is-real-ana-c-mailed-me-her-chapbook-make-believe-love-making/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&amp;blog=12779756&amp;post=1453&amp;subd=newhandsweepstakes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/09/the-internet-is-real-ana-c-mailed-me-her-chapbook-make-believe-love-making/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/fb0b2448ac2518440dbd32e45ef01a8d?s=96&#38;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.wp.com%2Fi%2Fmu.gif&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">mcelmurry7848</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk12/mcelmurry78/anacolor-1.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Photobucket</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>On the Significance of Monday</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/02/on-the-significance-of-monday/</link>
		<comments>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/02/on-the-significance-of-monday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 06:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Melancholia I]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Melancholy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Monday]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newhandsweepstakes.wordpress.com/?p=1443</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I began this post on Monday, but found myself unable to complete it until Wednesday. Speaks to the phenomenon in question, I’d say… What is it about Monday that produces melancholy in so many people? Countless songs have been written &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/02/on-the-significance-of-monday/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&amp;blog=12779756&amp;post=1443&amp;subd=newhandsweepstakes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/02/02/on-the-significance-of-monday/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/6596975291922594646e65246b3270af?s=96&#38;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.wp.com%2Fi%2Fmu.gif&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">iamdavidcraig</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://newhandsweepstakes.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/durer231.jpg?w=232" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Dürer&#039;s &#34;Melancholia I&#34;</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://newhandsweepstakes.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/img_3293-copy.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">House in August</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://newhandsweepstakes.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/img_4595-copy.jpg?w=300" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">House in January</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Internet is not real</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/01/17/the-internet-is-not-real/</link>
		<comments>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/01/17/the-internet-is-not-real/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 21:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Things]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newhandsweepstakes.com/?p=1431</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have 8 minutes until my lunch break is over. The internet is not real. It&#8217;s information, distorted. I like reading &#8216;literature&#8217; type things online. They seem kind of real. I look at people I actually hangout with on Facebook &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/01/17/the-internet-is-not-real/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&amp;blog=12779756&amp;post=1431&amp;subd=newhandsweepstakes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/01/17/the-internet-is-not-real/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>10</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/fb0b2448ac2518440dbd32e45ef01a8d?s=96&#38;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.wp.com%2Fi%2Fmu.gif&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">mcelmurry7848</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Metazen published &#8220;Miso Soup&#8221; by Brian McElmurry</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/01/04/metazen-published-miso-soup-by-brian-mcelmurry/</link>
		<comments>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/01/04/metazen-published-miso-soup-by-brian-mcelmurry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 23:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian McElmurry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drawing G-d]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metazen.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Miso Soup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Seth Siegal]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newhandsweepstakes.com/?p=1415</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Metazen.com published a story of mine written in the 3rd person with simple sentences. It&#8217;s called Miso Soup (This is the link). Update: Seth Siegal had a story published on Metazen, a year ago today, actually, weirdly enough. Here is &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/01/04/metazen-published-miso-soup-by-brian-mcelmurry/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&amp;blog=12779756&amp;post=1415&amp;subd=newhandsweepstakes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2012/01/04/metazen-published-miso-soup-by-brian-mcelmurry/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/fb0b2448ac2518440dbd32e45ef01a8d?s=96&#38;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.wp.com%2Fi%2Fmu.gif&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">mcelmurry7848</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Steve Roggenbuck on Branding</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/12/20/steve-roggenbuck-on-branding/</link>
		<comments>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/12/20/steve-roggenbuck-on-branding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 00:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Things]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newhandsweepstakes.com/?p=1411</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&amp;blog=12779756&amp;post=1411&amp;subd=newhandsweepstakes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/12/20/steve-roggenbuck-on-branding/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/fb0b2448ac2518440dbd32e45ef01a8d?s=96&#38;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.wp.com%2Fi%2Fmu.gif&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">mcelmurry7848</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Today on the Internet (Skateboarding &amp; xTx)</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/12/20/today-on-the-internet-skateboarding-xtx/</link>
		<comments>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/12/20/today-on-the-internet-skateboarding-xtx/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 20:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian McElmurry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Sieben]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rob Dyrdek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shaun White]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[skateboarding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stealing art]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Target]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vice.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[xtx]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newhandsweepstakes.com/?p=1408</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Rob Dyrdek&#8211;before he was a funny ass MTV reality star was a well-respected funny professional skateboarder (still pro)&#8211;flipped a car like a kickflip on a skateboard. Watch the video. Also Target and the Shaun White Collection stole a skateboard artist Michael &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/12/20/today-on-the-internet-skateboarding-xtx/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&amp;blog=12779756&amp;post=1408&amp;subd=newhandsweepstakes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/12/20/today-on-the-internet-skateboarding-xtx/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/fb0b2448ac2518440dbd32e45ef01a8d?s=96&#38;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.wp.com%2Fi%2Fmu.gif&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">mcelmurry7848</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Today (and something else) on Internet-Literature!</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/12/16/today-and-something-else-on-internet-literature/</link>
		<comments>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/12/16/today-and-something-else-on-internet-literature/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 18:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blake Butler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HTML Giant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jordan Castro]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Muumuu House]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve Roggenbuck]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tao Lin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ToBS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newhandsweepstakes.com/?p=1403</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Steve Roggenbuck made a book of poems. And then made macros, which are image poems (an image with a poem over it). He spoke at Duke University about internet poetry. Now he&#8217;s making video poems. He&#8217;s pretty awesome. He did &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/12/16/today-and-something-else-on-internet-literature/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&amp;blog=12779756&amp;post=1403&amp;subd=newhandsweepstakes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/12/16/today-and-something-else-on-internet-literature/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/fb0b2448ac2518440dbd32e45ef01a8d?s=96&#38;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.wp.com%2Fi%2Fmu.gif&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">mcelmurry7848</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>This week on Internet-Literature!</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/12/15/this-week-on-the-internet/</link>
		<comments>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/12/15/this-week-on-the-internet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 22:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bebe Zeva]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian McElmurry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hipster Runoff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet Literature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jimmy Chen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lana Del Rey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Leigh Alexander]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Megan Boyle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oliver Miller]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tao Lin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thought Catalog]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newhandsweepstakes.com/?p=1391</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[That exclamation point is unironic. Or is it? From what I&#8217;ve gathered from my countless hours of looking at the internet while the copier spins in circles and heats toner onto the paper is that the internet is ironic. This observation is already &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/12/15/this-week-on-the-internet/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&amp;blog=12779756&amp;post=1391&amp;subd=newhandsweepstakes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/12/15/this-week-on-the-internet/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/fb0b2448ac2518440dbd32e45ef01a8d?s=96&#38;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.wp.com%2Fi%2Fmu.gif&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">mcelmurry7848</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>&#8220;That&#8217;s Racist!&#8221; &#8211; The Drink</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/11/22/thats-racist-the-drink/</link>
		<comments>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/11/22/thats-racist-the-drink/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 19:34:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian McElmurry</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News to Share]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA["That's Racist"]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Elsie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grape juice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vodka]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newhandsweepstakes.com/?p=1382</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[On Sunday afternoon, I poured vodka over ice and added soda water. I noticed the grape juice on top of the fridge and added just a splash, for flavor. Then I thought, &#8220;That&#8217;s racist! That&#8217;s what I&#8217;ll call this, &#8216;That&#8217;s &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/11/22/thats-racist-the-drink/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&amp;blog=12779756&amp;post=1382&amp;subd=newhandsweepstakes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/11/22/thats-racist-the-drink/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/fb0b2448ac2518440dbd32e45ef01a8d?s=96&#38;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.wp.com%2Fi%2Fmu.gif&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">mcelmurry7848</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>&#8220;Seasick,&#8221; by Emma Reed Jones (new story)</title>
		<link>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/11/13/seasick-by-emma-reed-jones-new-story/</link>
		<comments>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/11/13/seasick-by-emma-reed-jones-new-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 22:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ejones7</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Emma Reed Jones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Seasickness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stories]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://newhandsweepstakes.com/?p=1370</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When she left me, I went looking for beaches. They weren’t as hard to find as you might imagine. Many were even accessible by subway. There’s a little stretch of narrow track in Queens where the train takes you right &#8230; <a href="http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/11/13/seasick-by-emma-reed-jones-new-story/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=newhandsweepstakes.com&amp;blog=12779756&amp;post=1370&amp;subd=newhandsweepstakes&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://newhandsweepstakes.com/2011/11/13/seasick-by-emma-reed-jones-new-story/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://1.gravatar.com/avatar/fe484659fe8d5e5ba5018c4943e5ee71?s=96&#38;d=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.wp.com%2Fi%2Fmu.gif&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">ejones7</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
